Bristol Post Balls – Write ’em cowboy!

Bristol Post Balls – Write ’em cowboy!

Besides its use in the agricultural context, the term ‘cowboy‘ has long been in use informally to describe a person who is an irresponsible or unscrupulous operator, as in the phrase cowboy builder.

Today’s Bristol Post carries a report where it’s uncertain as to who are the cowboys – the builders or the journalists who wrote the piece.

The report in question covers repairs and refurbishment works currently underway at the former home of Thomas Chatterton (20th November 1752 – 24th August 1770), Bristol’s renowned 18th century poet and forger of alleged medieval literary works.

With a sharp eye for inaccuracies, my attention was drawn to the following passage in paragraph 8:

Lathe and plaster is being used on the walls and re-rendering on the outside is being carried out with limestone instead of modern materials so the original stonework can “breathe”.

For anyone familiar with traditional building techniques, the 2 absolute howlers in there are immediately apparent.

For anyone unfamiliar with traditional building techniques, such as passing Bristol Post journalists in search of enlightenment, here’s an illustrated guide showing where the authors went wrong.

Here is a lathe: this one is for working metal; other types can be used for wood and other materials.

image of metalworking lathe

Here are some laths, minus their original plaster coating.

image of laths minus plaster

This is limestone – a whole pavement of it.

image of limestone pavement at Malham Lings

This is a house in St. Davids, Wales showing a traditional limewash finish, yellow ochre coloured in this case.

image of house in St Davids

Author: Steve Woods

Generic carbon-based humanoid life form.