Down at the Temple Way Ministry of Truth, the ambiguity department has been hard at work.
One commenter rejoicing in the name saveenergy decided to have some fun with this latest illiteracy from the Post, as follows:
“beach you can drive on with a lovely pub”
What if you don’t drive a lovely pub ??
Is it exclusively for drivers of lovely pubs, or can I drive my spit & sawdust bar on this beach; Are taverns, ale houses, inns & wine bars excluded ???
We need to know.
“There is a great pub right on the sea”
How do they stop the drinks spilling when the sea is choppy ??
Well done, sir or madam. Your ‘umble scribe could not have mocked the piece better himself. 😀